Tuesday, March 21, 2006
And So Another Great Dies
-Marry a woman who will keep you humble.
-Now, if some of you have been taking the law of non-contradiction casually, before you go to bed tonight, I want you to utter this sentence, "I am a heretic." And do you know where heretics go when they die??
-Never joke with a liberal.
-My lectures have nothing to do with the collapse of the Soviet Union.
-…hair restorers…they don't work, they don't work.
-I have never contracted myself!
-[on the Law of Non-contradiction] You see, it used to be that NOBODY challenged that rule. If they did - they were probably residents of an insane asylum. Ok? Well of course today............they are presidents of liberal universities in America. And I bet they also get "Professor of the Year" award from their intellectually illiterate students.