Thursday, February 03, 2005
Worst-Case Scenario
A hooty hoot! What a funny night. Dinner, picking songs, practicing, talking, etc. was normal at the Ds until Ali got out a new game..."The Worst-Case Scenario" board game! I don't like many games, but this one is good. At least with the Ds it is... I now am a little smarter and ready to face the world because of it! We also figured out that the moms are not the ones to go to in worst-case scenarios. ;-) Bring on the jellyfish tentacles, avalanches, undrinkable water, mudslides, jungles, sharks, boils, and frostbite! Below are a few tips just for you!
In order to avoid frostbite on your face, continually screw it up in funny faces. Not only will it entertain everyone, but their laughing will also help them avoid frostbite too! (Note: This will not work if you have had Botox lately. Please consult your doctor before venturing out into the cold. ;-)
If chased by a mudslide, run to the nearest hill. Mudslides are too lazy to climb them, and you will be safe. (Note: Running into the mudslide to swim or trying to sled in it is not good for your health!)
When covered by an avalanche, dig a small hole and spit into it. The spit will travel down, and you will know which way to dig to get out. (I'm not even going to get into the specifics of how to tell which way the spit is traveling...)
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In order to avoid frostbite on your face, continually screw it up in funny faces. Not only will it entertain everyone, but their laughing will also help them avoid frostbite too! (Note: This will not work if you have had Botox lately. Please consult your doctor before venturing out into the cold. ;-)
If chased by a mudslide, run to the nearest hill. Mudslides are too lazy to climb them, and you will be safe. (Note: Running into the mudslide to swim or trying to sled in it is not good for your health!)
When covered by an avalanche, dig a small hole and spit into it. The spit will travel down, and you will know which way to dig to get out. (I'm not even going to get into the specifics of how to tell which way the spit is traveling...)
