Thursday, December 16, 2004
More Good Quotes
I hope y'all are writing these down! Good ones don't come along very often, ya know. Here are some more jewels from my collection. Enjoy!
"Bob Hope once told a story about being in a plane that was struck by lightening. "Do something religious!" shrieked a little old lady across the aisle. "So I did," he wisecracked. "I took up a collection." -Kenneth Boa
"A Red Sox fan named Joe Vitelli from Westborough, Mass., has won the "How Low Did You Go to Catch the Big Game Contest" and a five-day trip to the Pro Bowl in Hawaii. Vitelli faked a broken leg to avoid his girlfriend's sorority formal last fall so he could watch Game 7 of the ALCS between the Red Sox and Yankees. Vitelli kept up the charade for six weeks -- wearing a fake cast, attending fake doctor's appointments and using a wheelchair -- before he was caught walking."
Lydia: "Jeff"! *dies laughing*
JJ: shut up
JJ's mean reply after I laugh at someone calling him "Jeff" :P
"Shant is the coolest kind of cool. And so am I." -JJ Roth
"At the risk of giving away the ending, it's all the liberals fault..." -Ann Coulter action figure
"If you have lost 3 pairs of goggles, don't throw the other pair in the water to see what the others look like 'lost'" -Amy Marxkors imparting wisdom to us young'ins
"You betcha. I've been around. I've forgotten more of life than you young 'uns know!" -Amy Marxkors
"Be a team player but shoulder your own responsibility."
"When you think you've got it all figured out, think again."
"Write a wise saying and you will be remembered forever." -Anonymous
"Never go out to meet trouble. If you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you." -Calvin Coolidge
"A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep."
"People always expect more when you have naturally curly hair." -Frieda, Peanuts
"PHC is the only college whose application process counts as a one-credit course." -Meredith Shultz's dad
"The good can be the worst enemy of the best in life." -Benjamin Franklin
"Do you ever think that they should have left out the first 'r' in brother, making it 'bother'?" -Gretchen L. Glaser, from Praise Gentlemanliness, Ignore Ungentlemanliness
"My goal in life is to be as cool as a marathon runner in Mexico during the month of July." -William A. Glaser, age 12
"A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need."
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"Bob Hope once told a story about being in a plane that was struck by lightening. "Do something religious!" shrieked a little old lady across the aisle. "So I did," he wisecracked. "I took up a collection." -Kenneth Boa
"A Red Sox fan named Joe Vitelli from Westborough, Mass., has won the "How Low Did You Go to Catch the Big Game Contest" and a five-day trip to the Pro Bowl in Hawaii. Vitelli faked a broken leg to avoid his girlfriend's sorority formal last fall so he could watch Game 7 of the ALCS between the Red Sox and Yankees. Vitelli kept up the charade for six weeks -- wearing a fake cast, attending fake doctor's appointments and using a wheelchair -- before he was caught walking."
Lydia: "Jeff"! *dies laughing*
JJ: shut up
JJ's mean reply after I laugh at someone calling him "Jeff" :P
"Shant is the coolest kind of cool. And so am I." -JJ Roth
"At the risk of giving away the ending, it's all the liberals fault..." -Ann Coulter action figure
"If you have lost 3 pairs of goggles, don't throw the other pair in the water to see what the others look like 'lost'" -Amy Marxkors imparting wisdom to us young'ins
"You betcha. I've been around. I've forgotten more of life than you young 'uns know!" -Amy Marxkors
"Be a team player but shoulder your own responsibility."
"When you think you've got it all figured out, think again."
"Write a wise saying and you will be remembered forever." -Anonymous
"Never go out to meet trouble. If you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you." -Calvin Coolidge
"A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep."
"People always expect more when you have naturally curly hair." -Frieda, Peanuts
"PHC is the only college whose application process counts as a one-credit course." -Meredith Shultz's dad
"The good can be the worst enemy of the best in life." -Benjamin Franklin
"Do you ever think that they should have left out the first 'r' in brother, making it 'bother'?" -Gretchen L. Glaser, from Praise Gentlemanliness, Ignore Ungentlemanliness
"My goal in life is to be as cool as a marathon runner in Mexico during the month of July." -William A. Glaser, age 12
"A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need."
