Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Lessons for Yesterday/Today
Ok, so I need to finish this Genesis homework before I can go to bed. It's late. I'm tired. Here's a sample of my latest work:
Lesson Then
Rebekah hospitably offered Abraham's servant water not only for him, but also for his camels. She remembered her mother's teaching and knew that this was the way to catch a husband (2 Imlosingmymindenis 4:8).
Lesson Now
Just like it was for Rebekah, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach (water goes there too!). You never know when the time is right, so strike often! Rebekah's water jug was large, showing that much food and water may be needed for your net, so be prepared. You never know when a stranger might walk up to you and ask you to marry his master's son...
Nope, the e-mail the professor sent out about heresy wasn't written to me!
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Lesson Then
Rebekah hospitably offered Abraham's servant water not only for him, but also for his camels. She remembered her mother's teaching and knew that this was the way to catch a husband (2 Imlosingmymindenis 4:8).
Lesson Now
Just like it was for Rebekah, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach (water goes there too!). You never know when the time is right, so strike often! Rebekah's water jug was large, showing that much food and water may be needed for your net, so be prepared. You never know when a stranger might walk up to you and ask you to marry his master's son...
Nope, the e-mail the professor sent out about heresy wasn't written to me!
