Friday, January 07, 2005
Jeremy's Quiz
W00t!! I finally did it! After over a month and a half of putting it off, below are my answers:
(Answer this one if you are a guy) 1a. If you had a choice, would you rather be a giant, flannel-wearing German with a certain fondness for drink (apple juice, of course), a wiry, street-savvy Persian who sells rugs and had a rough childhood, a diminutive islander with a successful third world coconut co-op, a lanky Russian who sells nuclear submarines and has a mysterious scar on his face, or an enigmatic Native America who not only seems immensely wise, but has Eagle friends.
1b. Assuming the character above, what would be your name? (If you are at a loss, I will assign you one in my grade)
(Answer this one if you are a girl) 1. If you had a choice, would you rather be a proper English lady who entertains at her charming English manor, an Aztec princess with pet jaguars who keep off pesky suitors, a Scandanavian Viking maid who sails with her dashing husband Eric all over Canada and the Great Unknown, an only-child Asian farm girl with a retired ninja master as a father, or an Egyptian pharoahess leading her nation through international intrigue and turmoil?
This is so hard! I like my friends too much to have jaguars, unless you're talking about the car kind... Yup, you must be, so I'm picking the Aztec princess!
1b. Assuming the character above, what would be your name? (If you are at a loss, I will assign you one in my grade)
I'm so at a loss... Make it good!
Tester’s note: Ok, now forget all about that and get back to taking the quiz as yourself, you poor soul.
2. Think of a movie. Any movie. Write down the first line that sprang to your mind.
"Excuse me, my shoe is ringing." or something like that
3. If someone said that line to you, what would you do?
Laugh nervously and get out of there
4. If you could play the character in one action flick, what movie would it be and who would you play?
Zorro's Black Whip--Barbara Meredith
5. Ditto except for a comedy.
Bullwhip Griffin--Griffin
6. And again with a *flutters* Romance.
Ann of Green Gables--Anne, I'd make the movie much better by accepting Gilbert in the first place :P
(That movie is not in my top ten list, please don't kill me! ;-)
7. Drama?
Gods and Generals--some lady with a cool dress
8. Animated movie?
Mary Poppins--Mary Poppins
(there's some animation in it!)
9. Who would you be in Emperor’s New Groove?
Pacha's daughter!
10. Are you fluent in all the woodland languages?
Nope
11. Your thoughts on spinach puffs:
Are they any good?
(I liked the question about me being a spinach puff much better.:-()
12. If you were a Shakespeare character, who would you be?
Either Perita of The Winter's Tale or Cordelia of King Lear
(If you are unfamiliar with any of the genres below, you are excused from answering the question)
13. If you were a country star, who would you be? If you could give only one concert, what two songs would you sing?
When you only know a couple country songs, it's gotta be the couple you know. Too bad I can't remember them.
14. If you were a rock star, who would you be? If you could give only one concert, what two songs would you sing?
Eew, you have my permission to hit me if I ever attempt this!
15. If you were a pop star, who would you be? If you could give only one concert, what two songs would you sing?
Charlotte Church--The Prayer & I Vow to Thee My Country
16. If you were a classical composer, would you a) cut off your nose as an artistic statement b) skip kindergarten to write symphonies, taking occasional breaks to play with play-do c) become hip and popular and wildly rich or d) ________________ ?
d) _________________
17. If you had one of those weird names like some singers out there - 25 cents and Skittles, for example - what would yours be?
Rows Garten
(say it out loud)
18. If you could make a band of your own, what music would they play, what would your group’s name be, and name me all the members of the band (unless it’s just you, you egotist, you).
All different kinds--JEL--my sisters and I
19. Squeak squeaker squeak squeakum? (If you lied for number 10, you’re busted)
I need to watch that movie again
20. If you were a superhero, who would you be?
Uh, a super muffin!
21. If you could combine any TWO superhero’s powers, who would they be?
Flying and indestructibility
22. Just once more because there are so many good ones… Besides the answers you already gave, what other superhero would you want to be?
Superman...maybe
23. Who would you want to be your villain?
Some kind of Latin speaker
24. Nemesis?
A person who thinks they know it all, but their weakness is that they don't
25. Compadre(s)?
A 'puter know-it-all, an "I could rule the world if I wanted to, but don't want to" person, a lawyer, a cowboy, a rich man, and lots of children
26. Which Jedi Knight would you be?
A really good one who doesn't end up getting killed
27. Do you think you could beat Yoda in a duel?
No
28. Is Jar Jar Binks so incredibly witty, or what?!?!!! Where was the Oscar nominating committee when the Phantom Menace came out…
No!
29. If you were insulted by cape-wearing, peanut-butter wielding fiends, what would you do or say?
I'd smash the peanut butter in their faces and then take the left overs to make a PB&J sandwich to spite them
30. Am I the best or what? (counts as 99% of the exam)
Of course!
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(Answer this one if you are a guy) 1a. If you had a choice, would you rather be a giant, flannel-wearing German with a certain fondness for drink (apple juice, of course), a wiry, street-savvy Persian who sells rugs and had a rough childhood, a diminutive islander with a successful third world coconut co-op, a lanky Russian who sells nuclear submarines and has a mysterious scar on his face, or an enigmatic Native America who not only seems immensely wise, but has Eagle friends.
1b. Assuming the character above, what would be your name? (If you are at a loss, I will assign you one in my grade)
(Answer this one if you are a girl) 1. If you had a choice, would you rather be a proper English lady who entertains at her charming English manor, an Aztec princess with pet jaguars who keep off pesky suitors, a Scandanavian Viking maid who sails with her dashing husband Eric all over Canada and the Great Unknown, an only-child Asian farm girl with a retired ninja master as a father, or an Egyptian pharoahess leading her nation through international intrigue and turmoil?
This is so hard! I like my friends too much to have jaguars, unless you're talking about the car kind... Yup, you must be, so I'm picking the Aztec princess!
1b. Assuming the character above, what would be your name? (If you are at a loss, I will assign you one in my grade)
I'm so at a loss... Make it good!
Tester’s note: Ok, now forget all about that and get back to taking the quiz as yourself, you poor soul.
2. Think of a movie. Any movie. Write down the first line that sprang to your mind.
"Excuse me, my shoe is ringing." or something like that
3. If someone said that line to you, what would you do?
Laugh nervously and get out of there
4. If you could play the character in one action flick, what movie would it be and who would you play?
Zorro's Black Whip--Barbara Meredith
5. Ditto except for a comedy.
Bullwhip Griffin--Griffin
6. And again with a *flutters* Romance.
Ann of Green Gables--Anne, I'd make the movie much better by accepting Gilbert in the first place :P
(That movie is not in my top ten list, please don't kill me! ;-)
7. Drama?
Gods and Generals--some lady with a cool dress
8. Animated movie?
Mary Poppins--Mary Poppins
(there's some animation in it!)
9. Who would you be in Emperor’s New Groove?
Pacha's daughter!
10. Are you fluent in all the woodland languages?
Nope
11. Your thoughts on spinach puffs:
Are they any good?
(I liked the question about me being a spinach puff much better.:-()
12. If you were a Shakespeare character, who would you be?
Either Perita of The Winter's Tale or Cordelia of King Lear
(If you are unfamiliar with any of the genres below, you are excused from answering the question)
13. If you were a country star, who would you be? If you could give only one concert, what two songs would you sing?
When you only know a couple country songs, it's gotta be the couple you know. Too bad I can't remember them.
14. If you were a rock star, who would you be? If you could give only one concert, what two songs would you sing?
Eew, you have my permission to hit me if I ever attempt this!
15. If you were a pop star, who would you be? If you could give only one concert, what two songs would you sing?
Charlotte Church--The Prayer & I Vow to Thee My Country
16. If you were a classical composer, would you a) cut off your nose as an artistic statement b) skip kindergarten to write symphonies, taking occasional breaks to play with play-do c) become hip and popular and wildly rich or d) ________________ ?
d) _________________
17. If you had one of those weird names like some singers out there - 25 cents and Skittles, for example - what would yours be?
Rows Garten
(say it out loud)
18. If you could make a band of your own, what music would they play, what would your group’s name be, and name me all the members of the band (unless it’s just you, you egotist, you).
All different kinds--JEL--my sisters and I
19. Squeak squeaker squeak squeakum? (If you lied for number 10, you’re busted)
I need to watch that movie again
20. If you were a superhero, who would you be?
Uh, a super muffin!
21. If you could combine any TWO superhero’s powers, who would they be?
Flying and indestructibility
22. Just once more because there are so many good ones… Besides the answers you already gave, what other superhero would you want to be?
Superman...maybe
23. Who would you want to be your villain?
Some kind of Latin speaker
24. Nemesis?
A person who thinks they know it all, but their weakness is that they don't
25. Compadre(s)?
A 'puter know-it-all, an "I could rule the world if I wanted to, but don't want to" person, a lawyer, a cowboy, a rich man, and lots of children
26. Which Jedi Knight would you be?
A really good one who doesn't end up getting killed
27. Do you think you could beat Yoda in a duel?
No
28. Is Jar Jar Binks so incredibly witty, or what?!?!!! Where was the Oscar nominating committee when the Phantom Menace came out…
No!
29. If you were insulted by cape-wearing, peanut-butter wielding fiends, what would you do or say?
I'd smash the peanut butter in their faces and then take the left overs to make a PB&J sandwich to spite them
30. Am I the best or what? (counts as 99% of the exam)
Of course!
